After 4 Months of Ownership

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/12/2015 at 20:36 • Filed to: None

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I finally decided to examine the contents of this mysterious pouch that is velcroed to the trunk floor.

Contents:

-1 US quart bottle of BMW High Performance Full Synthetic Motor Oil (SAE 5W-30)

-3 Disposable foldable paper funnels

-2 Disposable plastic gloves

-2 Moist towelette hand wipes

Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 20:43

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That’s actually a pretty good kit for if the Oil Fairy ever pays you a visit!

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 20:47

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factory oil? that’ll be worth something in a few decades.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 20:50

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Call your local BMW dealership and see what a quart of BMW motoren öl goes for and report back to us.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/12/2015 at 20:53

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Öl is a one of my favorite German words. Very fun to say! Umlauts are a great time

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 20:57

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huh, I would have thought BMW would give you dildoes.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 06/12/2015 at 21:07

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Nah, Bentley is the one with buttplugs

E92M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 21:18

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I thought mine had a ski bag inside. 6 months later I opened and discovered the cargo net. Could of been using it all that time.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 21:25

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I would guess it was turn signal instructions.

Jcarr > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 21:29

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#BentPlugs

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 21:32

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i wouldn’t even be mad.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 21:36

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This is why we’re friends

Lekker > E92M3 06/12/2015 at 21:45

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Could’ve*.

No seriously. Could’ve been used... if not you by me. Tired of my groceries swimming

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Noah - Now with more boost. 06/12/2015 at 22:00

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Streichholzschächtelchen , or little match box, is mine.

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 22:13

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I decided to open the mysterious Pelican case wedged behind the seat of the pickup truck at work the other day and found some really old road flares and a lantern with a dead battery, so I think you made out better.

Also, somebody should probably clean this thing out more than once every 15 years or so.

Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/12/2015 at 22:29

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4 Months?! I’d be all over that pouch in the first 15 minutes.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/12/2015 at 23:47

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Lol reminds me of Rotkäppchen, another funny one! (Little red riding hood)